Monster Free Inspections
If you’re a Mom or Dad with children, you’ve reached us just in time!
By contacting us, our Grassroots® certified PMI (Professional Monster Inspectors) can conduct a Guaranteed Monster Free inspection to ensure it’s Sleep Ready™ and completely free of any typically large, ugly or possibly frightening creatures including:
- Monsters
- Fiends
- Giants
- Mammoths
- Colossus
- Leviathans
- Titans
- Ogres
- Beasts
- Goblins
- Dragons
- Gargoyles
- Ghouls
- Bogeymen
- Gnomes
- Gremlins
- or the likes
We know you and your children will sleep better knowing you’re protected from these creatures, whether they be lurking in basements, crawlspaces, garages, closets, attics, under beds or stairs. Don’t worry…with Decades of Discoveries™ under our belts we’re confident we’ll find these creatures as to date we’ve never encountered one…so there bound to stand out if we ever find them!
Before it’s too late, contact your local Grassroots® certified PMI about having a Monster Free Inspection done so your children can receive their certificate. Just ask and we’ll prepare one for you!
